Attention spans are growing shorter.

If you're from Gen Z, you've probably scrolled past by now (I should've made this a TikTok).

Millennials, if you're still with me, you'll stop reading after this line, but not before screenshotting it for a meme.

Gen X, if you've made it this far, kudos! How about turning this into a snarky T-shirt slogan?

Boomers, you might be wondering why this isn't in the newspaper.

And for the Silent Generation, just be grateful this isn't another bill.