Things I CANNOT help you with:
- How to correctly tie up an umbrella
- How to make three young boys be quiet at 6am on a Saturday
- How to remember someone's name five seconds after being introduced
- How to leave the house on time when the party size is greater than four
- How to fold a towel in a way that meets my wife's standards
- How to buy something at Costco without spending twice what one intended
- How to accurately estimate how long a software feature will take to build
- How to get everyone to agree on what the word "urgent" means