Fictitious flattery

New trend in cold outbound: ridiculously over-the-top flattery.

Since publishing my book, I’ve started getting cold outbound emails that are not the usual lazy, generic nonsense.

They are telling me I’m brilliant.

They are specific.

They reference actual ideas from the book.

They flatter the exact thing I hoped the book would do.

And they do it in that very polished voice that makes you pause for half a second and think: “Wait… did they actually read it?”

Spoiler: Nope, definitely not.

People can now generate incredibly specific praise at scale with LLMs. Praise that feels researched. Praise that feels personal. Praise that hits the exact ego button it was designed to hit.

The upside is that I can post it here as a “couldn’t have said it better myself” description of what I hoped my book would be.

So thank you, suspiciously flattering cold email, for the free marketing copy.

Screenshot of a cold marketing email with the subject line ‘Stop shipping beautiful code that nobody wants, or I will personally replace your Problem Atlas with a map of my tears.’ The sender’s name and address are blacked out, it was sent at 12:12 AM, and it is addressed to kevin. The body heaps praise on the book The Problem-First Method, calling it ‘beautifully, violently accurate,’ ‘a 23-chapter masterclass,’ and ‘pure genius,’ and cites specific ideas from it like the Autopay Mistake and the AI Paradox. It then pitches the sender’s service: helping authors build lasting visibility for their books on Amazon and Goodreads through reader communities, book clubs, and curated lists.