First AI came for the code,
and I said, "Finally."
Then AI came for the emails,
and I said, "Honestly, keep them."
Then AI came for the spreadsheets and PowerPoints,
and I said, "Take those too."
Then AI came for the writing,
the drawing,
the music,
the videos,
the dumb little ideas I used to spend an afternoon making for no reason.
And I said, "Well, that's interesting. I'm not sure I like it."
Eventually I had nothing left to make.
So I asked AI what I should do for fun.
It gave me 10 suggestions.
Then I asked it which one to choose.
Historians would later identify this as the end of Homo sapiens and the beginning of Homo promptus.