Huge things

My pattern-matching brain has noticed that posting LinkedIn growth stats on LinkedIn seems to be one of the best ways to get impressions and engagement.

So I am excited to finally join the trend.

I recently dug up evidence that I joined LinkedIn all the way back in 2005.

21 years later, I have amassed an impressive 1,206 followers.

That works out to a blistering growth rate of approximately 57 followers per year, or about one new follower every 6.4 days.

Assuming I can maintain this torrid pace, the models are projecting that I will cross 4,000 followers sometime in 2074, right around my 90th birthday.

Huge things ahead.

See you at the party in 2074, LinkedIn friends.

An elderly man with white hair sits in a wheelchair typing on a laptop in front of a swirling blue background.
Me, logging on to celebrate in 2074.
Screenshot of Kevin Dias's LinkedIn profile with the follower count of 1,206 circled in red.
1,206 followers and counting.
Screenshot of an old LinkedIn invitation email with the 2005 copyright line circled in red.
The evidence: a LinkedIn email from 2005.