10 things I highly recommend trying with your new autonomous AI agent:
- Give it full access to your company's production database and tell it to "clean things up"
- Let it respond to your significant other's text messages. Tell it to be assertive and never admit fault
- Ask it to improve your company's conversion rate by promising prospects whatever features they ask for
- Tell it to eliminate technical debt. Give it production access and a deadline of Friday
- Give it access to your HOA's email list and tell it to resolve every neighborhood dispute. Encourage radical transparency and make sure nobody gets left out
- Tell it to improve your company's Glassdoor rating. Give it complete creative freedom
- Give it access to your company's Slack history and ask it to identify every instance of someone complaining about a coworker. Have it facilitate reconciliation by sharing the original messages
- Tell it to sell unused household items on Facebook Marketplace. Give it access to your security cameras so it can determine what hasn't been touched recently
- Ask it to optimize your marriage by identifying your spouse's three biggest weaknesses and presenting a corrective action plan
- Give it access to your email and tell it to follow up with everyone who has ever ignored you. Make sure it doesn't take no for an answer
You can thank me later ✌️